My dog is very smelly and barks a lot. She is greedy, lazy, fat
and badly-behaved. She won't go for walks and if she can't get to the garden in
time she uses the kitchen as a toilet. But she has a flat head, and the hours of
amusement this affords me make me forget her faults - I like my dog. Except at
two in the morning when she's barking at me for daring to try to go to bed.There's a song about my dog in the bathroom.
My dog died in January 2001. My sister got a puppy called Mindy - she smells a bit and barks a bit, which is quite good going, but she's not toilet trained yet - she won't even use the potty! Unbelievable! I've sat her on the toilet but she just doesn't seem to get it. Plus she chews things a lot - like my feet.
Karen bought a cage yesterday. (16/07/2001)
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