Guitar

A stringed instrument that has achieved astonishing popularity in the last century. Not all that astonishing really, considering what happens when you plug it into a proper amplifier. Who said the harp's the queen of instruments? Any chance of an electric harp, then? I wanted to play guitar for a long time, but it was only after being with God for a year that I realised it was possible to just get one and learn to play it. Who said Christians were inhibited? Sack that, I was never this free before.

If you want to learn guitar, get a decent cheap one (£80 or so) and go to Guitar.net. Sorted.

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