Soap Operas

A peculiar form of Western torture in which the victim is gradually brainwashed, through seeing constant scenes of anger, hatred and betrayal, into thinking that this kind of behaviour is normal and cool. When it really sucks. Each episode contains a mild addictive component designed to draw the hapless viewer back the following day, thus ensuring that their belief in a pointless lifestyle is kept strong.

Soap operas suck.

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