Harry Learns to Swim

Harry goes into the hall in his hat
Opens the door with a baseball bat
Runs like a loony to get to the sea
Steps on a boat and he's free

Checks out a door as he's trotting on by
See's lots of horses who're waiting to die
So he beats up the guard with a handful of straw
And he and the horses all head for the shore

And they all get eaten by sharks
(except Harry - the sharks don't fancy him because he's glowing green)