One dark and snowy winter night
A bunch of gets sat round a light
"Ho, Ho" they said, without remorse
"We're going to murder Harry the horse"
"And turn his body into steaks"
"And use the rest to feed our snakes"
They went around to Harry's house
And went inside as quiet as a mouse
They crept right up to Harry's bed
And filled the poor horse up with lead
"Ha, Ha, we've got you now," they said
But in ten seconds they were dead;
(They had radiation sickness from going too near Harry without protective clothing. And Harry was OK because he's got bullet-proof bedclothes)